users online MRAZMATISED

ivysaaur:

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

this is mY FAVORITE THING

a guy just told me I am good at chatting up guys..

i literally said the words to him ' u is super fly, v fly so fly'

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

officialdylanmoore:

Just your daily reminder that you are Ay-Doubleyou-EE-ess-Oh-Em-EE.

I miss that period of time after the mraz team joined tumblr and the mrazian community went really weird

ni-am-h:

i’d say about 80% of people are lying when they wake up after a night out saying ‘i don’t remember’

nah you do remember you just don’t want to admit to what you did

chaneltbh:

i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you

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