Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
this is mY FAVORITE THING
a guy just told me I am good at chatting up guys..
i literally said the words to him ' u is super fly, v fly so fly'
How to know which boy you like:
1. Get very drunk
2. You will cry about the boy you like
Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.
I miss that period of time after the mraz team joined tumblr and the mrazian community went really weird
i’d say about 80% of people are lying when they wake up after a night out saying ‘i don’t remember’
nah you do remember you just don’t want to admit to what you did